My Subconcious vs. My Kids

I am pretty positive that my subconscious has a vendetta against my kids. I mean really, why wouldn’t it they made me fat, vulnerable, moody as hell and they also deformed my body in a way in which I will never be able to get back no matter how many stairs I climb or how high I pull my pants up.

Wednesdays Suck

So Wednesday is the absolute worst day of the week. You would think Monday would suck but really Monday is easy because the kids are worn out from the weekend, the hubby’s gone (I can really only handle all of them together in doses) the house is pretty much a wreck usually but that’s no biggie. Tuesday’s are just forgettable, nothing spectacular ever really happens, I spend most of the day making lists and playing with the kids. But it’s like when Wednesday gets here all Hell breaks loose in the house.
 The kids are sick of seeing my face and listening to my stupid rules so, like today, they spend 85% of their time in the corner…

Top 5 Things I Hate about Having Kids

I love my kids, I really do, but when you have kids there are certain things that are not so enjoyable anymore. I have listed the top 5 things I hate about having kids so far…