Monday, January 16, 2012

Dedicated to My Oldest


4 years ago I got the news
Better start shopping for baby shoes
9 months later, it was so grand
Look at this angel inside of my hands

Friday, January 13, 2012

Talking to Myself Again

I had the longest conversation with myself today about why I talk to myself???? WTF! I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been staying at home too long or if it’s because the girls have joined forces and have declared they no longer give a damn about anything I say or do. I don’t know but at this point I’m pretty sure I would be prescribed psycho pills for the amount of time I spend talking to Me #2 (yes she has a name, if that’s just not f#@/% up enough)

HE SPEAKS... 3 Ways to Get Your Man to Talk

Men like to talk. Whether they talk to you or not, is really just up to you.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

WTF Mommy Moments

There are moments in parenthood when your children are the most precious little angels and you are so proud to be a mom. But believe it or not those moments only come around in doses. Many new mommies experience moments that they cannot believe are happening, when their precious little angels do something so ridiculously stupid, disgusting and horrific. These are called the WTF Mommy Moments. Yes they happen.

Top 5 Things I Hate about Having Kids


I love my kids, I really do, but when you have kids there are certain things that are not so enjoyable anymore. I have listed the top 5 things I hate about having kids so far…