Friday, January 27, 2012

House Rules

After reading Kim’s House Rules I became inspired to right some of my own, I believe these will fit perfectly on my fridge… Enjoy!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Wednesdays Still Suck

Ok so last Wednesday I explained how this middle-of-the-week, stupid f-ing day is the absolute worst. Didn't read it? Find it here. So I am going to continue by briefly explaining all of the crappy WTF moments that happened to make this day so shitty and pointless.

Monday, January 23, 2012


I have declared that I need some help when managing my household. There are certain tasks that I need to be done, but I just have no energy to do anymore. So I am introducing my HELP-WANTED list…

Friday, January 20, 2012

My Subconcious vs. My Kids

I am pretty positive that my subconscious has a vendetta against my kids. I mean really, why wouldn’t it they made me fat, vulnerable, moody as hell and they also deformed my body in a way in which I will never be able to get back no matter how many stairs I climb or how high I pull my pants up.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Would you let a lion eat your child?

Ok so now that I am in the browsing mood, I ran into another mommy blog Confessions of a Lazy Mom and she had posted this video that she had discovered on YouTube.....

Who's Your Favorite

To follow my WTF Wednesday I think it is appropriate for me to find things that make me laugh and keep my mind off of strangling my kids. I introduce to you my newest find on Youtube

Wednesdays Suck

So Wednesday is the absolute worst day of the week. You would think Monday would suck but really Monday is easy because the kids are worn out from the weekend, the hubby’s gone (I can really only handle all of them together in doses) the house is pretty much a wreck usually but that’s no biggie. Tuesday’s are just forgettable, nothing spectacular ever really happens, I spend most of the day making lists and playing with the kids. But it’s like when Wednesday gets here all Hell breaks loose in the house.
 The kids are sick of seeing my face and listening to my stupid rules so, like today, they spend 85% of their time in the corner…

Monday, January 16, 2012

Dedicated to My Oldest

4 years ago I got the news
Better start shopping for baby shoes
9 months later, it was so grand
Look at this angel inside of my hands

Friday, January 13, 2012

Talking to Myself Again

I had the longest conversation with myself today about why I talk to myself???? WTF! I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been staying at home too long or if it’s because the girls have joined forces and have declared they no longer give a damn about anything I say or do. I don’t know but at this point I’m pretty sure I would be prescribed psycho pills for the amount of time I spend talking to Me #2 (yes she has a name, if that’s just not f#@/% up enough)

HE SPEAKS... 3 Ways to Get Your Man to Talk

Men like to talk. Whether they talk to you or not, is really just up to you.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

WTF Mommy Moments

There are moments in parenthood when your children are the most precious little angels and you are so proud to be a mom. But believe it or not those moments only come around in doses. Many new mommies experience moments that they cannot believe are happening, when their precious little angels do something so ridiculously stupid, disgusting and horrific. These are called the WTF Mommy Moments. Yes they happen.

Top 5 Things I Hate about Having Kids

I love my kids, I really do, but when you have kids there are certain things that are not so enjoyable anymore. I have listed the top 5 things I hate about having kids so far

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

What I am Doing on My Week Off

So last Sunday I finished my final for one of my classes and I don’t have to start another class for one more week. I told my hubby on Monday that I had BIG plans for this week and then I started talking about all the things I am going to get done like cleaning my nasty ass house, give the dogs a bath, go through all the kids toys, donate. Yeah well now it’s Wednesday and I have achieved NOTHING.